Anti Theft Transmission Wins Again!

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06/29/2016 at 10:07 • Filed to: None

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“He couldn’t steal the BMW because it was a stick shift and he didn’t know how to get it going,” Gwilliam said. “He was a teenager.”

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DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! scoob > bobbe17
06/29/2016 at 10:11

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#NotAllTeenagers

Wait till they steal a new Jeep.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > bobbe17
06/29/2016 at 10:19

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Is there a surname that can’t be improved by adding a G to the beginning?

Gsmith

Gjohnson

Ggeorge

GSpielberg


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/29/2016 at 10:21

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Gunit


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/29/2016 at 10:26

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My son goes to school with a kid named Guilla. Pronounced gwilla.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > bobbe17
06/29/2016 at 10:27

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I feel that having an anti-theft-transmission is only good on an average car. Cause thats never stopped someone from stealing a civic/integra etc. Like this doesn’t apply to “tuner” cars, because of the crowd that attract.


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > bobbe17
06/29/2016 at 10:28

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Not at all surprised by he comments:

This is a perfect example of why every resident in the Mikwaukee area MUST obtain a gun, keep it loaded at all times, be prepared to use it, even at 8:00am. These cowardly THUGS always work in packs...4 against 1. If a bystander had had a gun, these 4 teenage THUGS could have been shot, they would not be continuing to endanger the public’s safety. The best body part to shoot a THUG is in the back, sever their spine, so they are paralyzed for the rest of their useless lives. Let me guess...the SUV that these thugs were driving was STOLEN!

Sure; everybody should get guns and shoot at sight. Would at least solve overpopulation problems.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > bobbe17
06/29/2016 at 10:29

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I wonder if Hurst Lightning Rods would scare them off, or if they’d realize they could use the left-most stick just as normal.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
06/29/2016 at 10:45

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So, there you are, at a cash machine and concentrating on the task in hand. Up comes a thug with a gun. You’re taken by surprise. Now, you can reach for your gun, an act which will be self-evident to the guy holding a gun. What would you do?


Kinja'd!!! McMike > bobbe17
06/29/2016 at 10:48

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Makes me wonder if the few remaining guys with crank-start cars in a world of electric-start vehicles were high-fiving the same way we are about this.

I would be one of those guys.


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Cé hé sin
06/29/2016 at 10:54

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Well I guess you can shot him in the back once you handed him your cash and he’s running away, but good luck convincing the judge it was self defense.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > scoob
06/29/2016 at 10:57

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That would be an even better outcome.

#HelpSquashCrime (against a wall...or under a tire....)


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
06/29/2016 at 11:00

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hey are paralyzed for the rest of their useless lives

$10 says this einstein whines about how all the ‘poors’ are lazy and just leech off the system.


Kinja'd!!! bobbe17 > Cé hé sin
06/29/2016 at 11:02

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Obviously you karate chop him with your other hand to knock the gun from his hand, shoot him, do a back flip then shoot another one. At this point the other THUGS (apparently this needs to be all caps) are getting into position so you use one of the guys you shot as a shield and engage in a fierce gun battle as you fire 5x the number of bullets than what your gun actually holds. You obviously win and then a hot blonde wraps her arms around you and you drive off into the sunset even though it's 8:00 in the morning.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > McMike
06/29/2016 at 11:09

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Nobody’s gonna steal my horse!


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > bobbe17
06/29/2016 at 11:19

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On a semi-related note when I test drove a FoST the salesman had us walk around the lot to find it and drive from there instead of pulling it around front like usual because he couldn't drive a stick.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
06/29/2016 at 11:23

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Local paper used to be like that for every story. It was like FP/4chan. Paper switched to paid subscription online too and the comments for the most part dried up. Funny what people won’t say once their words can be attributed to them instead of a screen name


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > scoob
06/29/2016 at 11:32

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WHERES THE KEY GO


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Malanga
06/29/2016 at 12:06

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Here?

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Kinja'd!!! Sam > The Dummy Gummy
06/29/2016 at 12:09

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I don’t think they realise that they’ll be paying the welfare of said paralysed teenager.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > McMike
06/29/2016 at 12:13

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Ugh, I hope not... maybe horses are push button start?


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > bobbe17
06/29/2016 at 12:58

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I drive by there every day. The car thefts in Milwaukee are getting ridiculous.


Kinja'd!!! TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > bobbe17
06/29/2016 at 13:29

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As a teenager that knows how to drive stick, stories like this one make me laugh quite a bit.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Cé hé sin
06/29/2016 at 16:52

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Americans watch too many movies. 99% of American gun owners will tell you that they’d be able to stop them. I’m the 1% that will tell you there's no way I'm going to shoot someone over cash. And even if I felt it appropriate to take a life in order to save money, you're fucked once someone gets the drop on you. If you pull a gun at that point you're sacrificing our own life for money.


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > bobbe17
07/01/2016 at 02:55

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Meh, lacks explosions and sharks with lasers mounted to their heads.